The Menternet

Apparently, we with junk danglin’ between our legs need a guide as to how to properly use the can. If I’d never been in a public restroom (or the outhouse-like facilities at my workplace), I’d think men didn’t need such advice. But obviously, that is not the case.

Who hasn’t encountered the shockingly missed urinal (”if he were drunk, I’d understand, but it’s 10:30am and I’m in an office building bathroom”), toilet paper thrown every which place (”is that a manpon?”), or the wall-defiling assplosion?

Good thing someone is looking out for us…

As far as I can tell, this is saying “if you’re wearing a baseball hat, have an entire-torso-covering belly and you do the pee-lean-back, don’t whiz on the floor, fuckface.” Good advice. I just wish they’d tried to make it a little more universal.

Oh…there’s more.

It seems they have some body image issues in Turkey.

a) Compare the size of the dudes thighs to his arms and to his torso.
b) His stuttering stream is intriguing. Is this some sort of sex thing? Teach me, o’ wise Ottomans.
c) Apparently chicks in Turkey are fat, flat and wear juvenile bows in their hair.
d) It would appear this sign’s purpose is to tell you where the bathroom is. Do you need this much detail? How about just generic man and generic woman?

Oh…. ’cause this could happen….

Uhhh…… huhuhuhuh…. uhhhhhh. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. That says “firearm.”

What. The. Fuck? If it didn’t say gentlemen right at the beginning, I’d assume “undergarments” was some gentle word for dirty maxi pads. But no, wherever this place is, they apparently have a problem with dudes throwing their skivvies in the crapper.

And finally, leave it to the Australian government to give us a fucking clue.

If I didn’t think more dudes needed to see this, I’d have something witty to say about it. Instead, I’m in shock that this campaign hasn’t been picked up in The States.

Remember guys, holster your weapon.

Photos, in order of appearance:
“beach leftovers” by paulbillett
“This is how they do it” by jakebouma
“Sticky Situation” by Looking Glass
“Sign in the bathroom at Wades - Bellevue, WA” by goldberg
“bathroom sign” by chadmill
“Use of Male Toilets” by avlxyz