I don’t know if anything could make this article awesomer… Maybe if we sent up a dozen WWE wrestlers (formerly the WWF until they lost the rights to these hippies) to REALLY teach the moon a lesson, but that would be just plain silly… or would it?
Personally, I like this idea too (courtesy of the insanely brilliant folks at Mr. Show - circa 1997, so you know they were WAY ahead of the curve):
Wednesday night nyc Wednesday night austin