In a move that is sure to put them atop High Times’ list of the “kindest states,” California has decided to put pot in the same category as ice cold soda and delicious candy bars. That’s right, party people: marijuana in the golden state is now machine vendable.
Smoke up, it’s 4:20 somewhere, man. Wait until Space Cake hears about this; he’s gonna lose his mind.
When asked for comment, Woody Harrelson and Matthey McConaughey looked at each other, grinned, said, “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!” in unison, then high fived each other.
further proof that california is the best state.
wait. you know space cakes? The dude with the “livin’ large” tattoo on his belly? Cuz he still has my “How to Get Work in the Cruiseline Industry” guide that i payed 60 bucks for in 1992. and i want that shit back. you think i’m kidding? seriously–where the fuck is he?