Okay, it’s not dirty, but it was my nephew’s first joke (from when he was 2-ish) and it gets me every time.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oatmeal.
Oatmeal who?
Hot.*
*Works best if when you say “hot,” you fling your oatmeal at the nearest adult, laugh hysterically, bang your spoon on the table, then knock your oatmeal off the table with the same spoon.
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