A businessman returned after 8 weeks away from his wife and their 4 year-old son. They had a lovely dinner together, watched television, tucked in the boy and went to bed. The reunited couple were so happy to see each other, they naturally made mad, passionate love. After a couple of hours, much to the man’s surprise, when he looked up from his comfortable position atop his wife, he saw their son standing next to the bed with a confused look on his little face. The man calmly put on his robe, and walked with his son out of the bedroom. “Daddy, what were you doing?” he asked. The father calmly replied, “Son, your mother and I were making a baby.” The boy did not fully comprehend, but he was satisfied with his father’s straightforward response, so he hugged him then went back to sleep.
5 days later, the father went away on business for another 6 weeks and when he arrived home, he was greeted by his young son who was sitting on the front steps of their house with a confused look. The father asked his son what was wrong and the boy responded, “Daddy, when you were gone, the mailman tried to eat the baby.”
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