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Congrats to skibum69 on handily winning the last contest with the brilliant quip about the gentleman smoking hundreds of cigarettes at once with, “Hey look at the guy smoking all those cigarettes.”
Well kids, it’s time to knock whoever this clever skibum69 is off of his high horse of crafty wordsmithery. Please ponder the pic below and submit the clever in the comments. Ready? Great. And… GO!
A former colleague of mine finds the idea Russian Roulette unsettling, but to Hell with that guy, right? (Just kidding, love you, bro - just this once, I am asking you to accept my poetic license.) Want to know how you are going to fare with the ladies this year? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Just click on one of the selections below (there are 6 - like a 6 shooter, get it?) and what you get might be an indication of what’s in store for you. As with any game of chance, proceed at your own risk.
Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Please pretend there are killer animated graphics here with images of busty ladies and dice and coins flipping and a pistol shooting with a question mark right before you would here the “BANG!” and there would be awesome, rocking music that gets you fired up and has catchy jingly lyrics like: “Reverse Hot Chick Russian Roulette, yeah! / You never know what yer gonna get, no! / Could be great or it could be bad, yeah! / That’s the rub, you just never know, no!”
Click here, here, here, here, here, or HERE.
(Please note: all selections are equally random (if there is such a thing) - think the ALL CAPS gives you a better shot? Go ahead, click it and see what happens. Maybe it’s a trick. Or is it? Or isn’t it?
This week, we would very much voulez-vous coucher avec Brigitte Bardot. This French BOMBSHELL is marvelous 1934 vintage (born in Paris, the city of… uh… something or other) and stands the test of time and hotness. She hated the paparazzi as much as we do, and is one of the few frogs we would welcome in the good old U.S.A. anytime. This sexy vegetarian and animal rights activist once said, “I have always adored beautiful young men. Just because I grow older, my taste doesn’t change. So if I can still have them, why not?” Bring it on, Bardot; if you’ve got 22 seconds, I’ll give you the world.
Nice, right? I’d like to see her versus Godzilla if you get my meaning. Now if only I could explain why I was Googling around for Mechagodzilla pics.
History in the making folks. History. In. The. Making.
Now I know the genius that is The Menternet prides itself on all things manly. But that doesn’t mean that it can’t show a little Mclovin’ towards the ladies. FIRST, Little Miss Ladybro created history on the golf course this past weekend, by being the first woman to participate in the 8th annual Thriller Invitational in Brooklyn, NY (Editor’s Note: Dyker, Dyker Beach, Y’all). (Plus, she crushed her 1st drive of the day straight down the pipeline) AND adding to the fantastic world of women’s golf – Miss Sheila Drummond slapped history in the face by being the 1st totally blind female to record a hole-in-one on Sunday. So next time you decide to hit the links, keep in mind: Two kickass Ladies are gunnin’ for ya.
USA TODAY - Blind golfer hears the shot of her career. – 8/20/07 LEHIGHTON, Pa. (AP) — Sheila Drummond didn’t need to see her hole-in-one. She heard it. Drummond, blinded by diabetes 26 years ago, experienced the highlight of her golfing career Sunday, recording an ace on the 144-yard, par-3 fourth hole at Mahoning Valley Country Club. (cont…)
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/2007-08-20-amateur-blind-golfer-ace_N.htm
I am not one to say anything disparaging about the beautiful state that is Vacationland, but this article below is priceless. Now I am not quite sure WHY this guy’s shirt is off, but I want to find out.
By DARLA L. PICKETT Blethen Maine News Service July 31, 2007
NORRIDGEWOCK — Everywhere Richard White looked on Monday there were big clumps of dried, smelly chicken manure. It was hanging from his mailbox, sloshed all over his snowmobile, lying next to his well and dried on his garage door, more than 30 feet across the yard. Two vehicles parked nearby looked like they had been through a very sloppy and thick mud run. “There’s stuff still 20 feet up the tree,” White said, pointing. “It was like a tsunami wave of hot chicken (manure).” The pungent odor of the nitrogen-rich chicken excrement still hung in the air at White’s home, where shortly after 3 p.m. Thursday an 18-wheel tractor-trailer rolled over and dumped 24 tons of the stuff in his front yard. Two used vehicles that were up for sale were destroyed.
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Matthew T. Randall, compliance supervisor with the state Department of Agriculture, said he had been informed of the problem. “The carrier of the manure takes the lead,” Randall said. “Because they have ownership of the material, it is their responsibility. They began that process Thursday night and worked on it Friday. I am not aware of what happened over the weekend.” White said nothing happened over the weekend and that upset him. Randall said he and Ames are planning to meet this afternoon to inspect the scene. He said payment for damage will be negotiated between White and Ames without involvement from his department. “In terms of the well, I’ll make inquiries about that tomorrow as part of my visit,” Randall said. White, who said he is mostly in the “recycled car” business, said he had talked with Ames about purchasing the two cars and cleaning up the rest of the mess, but became impatient because no one seemed to be paying attention.“They think I’m a hick and don’t matter,” he said. “But my life didn’t smell like this before, why should it now? I’d rather have five gallons of oil dumped on me than the flies crawling on me last night. At least I know what chemicals are in the oil.”
Copyright © 2007 Blethen Maine Newspapers
Full article at http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=124201&ac=PHnws
And, once more…
Our sources in the United Kingdom say that Keeley Hazell is still British and still hot.
More on this breaking news as it develops.
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