Yes folks, there comes a time when that special someone comes along who makes us rethink all of our dumb, base, sophomoric thoughts and - if only for a moment - ponder a better, more sensible world.
M.I.A. may very well be the perfect person and I love her (there, I said it). She’s badass, wicked smart, been in “the shit”, adorable, good with kids, ambidextrous, and fluent in 5 languages. She has excellent penmanship, a photographic memory, a valid work visa, a strong sense of self, great taste in footwear, and rapier wit. On top of all that, her new album Kala kicks ass and the song “Bird Flu” (track 2) is the shit.
M.I.A., please keep up the good work knowing that we are behind you 100%. You’re an angel; don’t you go changin’ on us, okay?
A man and a woman are sitting together on an airplane. The woman starts to chat the man up with some small talk, and then the man asks her what she does for a living. The woman responds, “I’m a research assistant and my specialty is penises.” The man appears slightly taken aback and the woman continues, “Yes, I’ve been helping research penises since college, and it’s fascinating what our studies have shown. For instance, men from Poland tend to have much longer and much more narrow sex organs than any other region in the world. Native Americans, on the other hand, tend to have very wide but slightly shorter penises than the world average. It’s all very interesting. Oh, I’m sorry, my name is Susan, what’s yours?” The man replies, “Tonto Gorzynski…”
History in the making folks. History. In. The. Making.
Now I know the genius that is The Menternet prides itself on all things manly. But that doesn’t mean that it can’t show a little Mclovin’ towards the ladies. FIRST, Little Miss Ladybro created history on the golf course this past weekend, by being the first woman to participate in the 8th annual Thriller Invitational in Brooklyn, NY (Editor’s Note: Dyker, Dyker Beach, Y’all). (Plus, she crushed her 1st drive of the day straight down the pipeline) AND adding to the fantastic world of women’s golf – Miss Sheila Drummond slapped history in the face by being the 1st totally blind female to record a hole-in-one on Sunday. So next time you decide to hit the links, keep in mind: Two kickass Ladies are gunnin’ for ya.
USA TODAY - Blind golfer hears the shot of her career. – 8/20/07 LEHIGHTON, Pa. (AP) — Sheila Drummond didn’t need to see her hole-in-one. She heard it. Drummond, blinded by diabetes 26 years ago, experienced the highlight of her golfing career Sunday, recording an ace on the 144-yard, par-3 fourth hole at Mahoning Valley Country Club. (cont…)
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/2007-08-20-amateur-blind-golfer-ace_N.htm
Seriously, Lucy Pinder in The Post or The Times or The Daily News…
Why would you hate the idea of making (more) money?
