And this is one of them!
“You won’t get out there and race the ponies!” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “Man, sometimes I think you don’t even know me.”
Moron the story here.
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We’ve gotten over 492 letters wondering what is going on with the way women are being depicted on the Menternet. Well, we think we’re representing the fairer sex fairly and balanced-ly. To prove it, here’s a revealing biopic submitted to us by your sister and her friend. It’s called, “Lady: The True Story of Women and What They Do and Shit” (like most biopics, it’s too long and tries too hard, but most of you should get the point - except you, creampantz76, this is definitely going to go way over your head).
Balls!
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack
“Pulled hard” is my new catchphrase, fuckers.
Guy #1: “Hey bro, how was your night?”
Me: “Pulled hard, man - like you read about.”
Guy #1: “Word.”
(See, it totally works. Guy #1 knows what I’m talking about.)
