Holy Crapsticks! Thanks to the one we call Spoony for throwing this glorious link our way.
You should be able to figure it out. In case you are slow (and/or from Delaware), here’s how it works.
1.) Put this up on your screen. BIG RED FUN BUTTON.
2.) Tell a joke like this one: “Hey, what’s the difference between jelly and jam?” “I can’t jelly my ____ in your ___!”
3.) Hit the red button. (Wait for noise.)
4.) Point at person you told joke to and say, “Ha, ha - now hit the road, you big sack o’ potatoes, you!”
Works every time. Guaranteed.
Great job. Congratulations everything.
Normally, the only thing we like about the French is kicking their frog-eatin’ asses, but today, if only for a moment, we are changing our tune. Our European field correspondent, Hagar, just tipped us off to a curious ad in French Playboy. If you’re a fan of the weird, semi-porn American Apparel (America - FUCK YEAH) print campaign that highlights jaded ladies who appear to be posing for borderline inappropriate photos in their drunk uncle’s basement (you know, the ones that inspired this parody from the late ’80s), then you’ll definitely like the French “not safe for work” version that goes the extra mile (I guess drunk uncles over there just don’t give a fuck).
