This story sounds pretty mediocre (and surprisingly familiar) to me, but when told in pictures, it is pretty awesome. Also, snakes are cool and some people think golf is pretty cool and everyone loves Australia, so we’re going to say, “Yes, this is newsworthy.”
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In important, breaking news, a Florida snake “expert” who was bitten for the 44th time by a venomous snake (fool me 43 times…) is in the hospital with a swollen arm and a bad case of the dumbfucks.
This is sort of like when there’s a tragic extreme kayaking accident or a horrific “over the falls in a barrell” mishap. In our opinion, when you put yourself in danger to support your awesome, goofy lifestyle (or to fatten up your resume as “Cobraman”), it’s not really a tragedy. “Oh man, I am so sad that uncle ‘Cobraman’ got hurt.” “Well, uncle ‘Cobraman’ did spent a lot of his time in tank tops cleaning shit out of the cages of his deadly pets’ cages.”
The rattlesnake is now safe in a zoo in an undisclosed state (for his own protection - there must be a “Rattlesnakeman” out there somewhere who’s just dying to show the world that this was a total fluke.
