From our ace reporter in the ‘burbs, “the Beej.”
I was at a rest stop the other day cruising for gay republican senators, when I noticed something that made me WAY more mad than FAG lawmakers: What’s up with dudes who walk away from stand-up urinals to take a leak in the stall toilet bowls? What’s the matter dude, afraid I’m going to see that you actually have a PUSSY? You homos.
You are the same guys who say to your wives “I have to pee”. Which is the NON man way to say “I have to take a leak” or “I gotta go drain my jizz-joystick’. Stand at a urinal and take a leak like a man. What are you nine? You need to stand over a bowl to hear the “tinkle” in the wa-wa? Or are the complexities of a standup urinal too much for you?
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