BEEJ here, your suburban field reporter.I have been doing some investigative research on whether this new Subway generation of “healthy” (see: GAY) fast food offerings have effected the fast food business. As always I will remain objective in covering the faggots at Subway.
I decided first to take it to the meanstreets of Southern CT where REAL men live: battling bitchy soccer-mom wives, fighting for tee-times, and surviving the Metro NIzzorth.
I first went to beloved Duchess. I asked one of the employees about the new Subway FRESH FIT meals and I was smacked directly in the mouth before I could finish the question. I thanked him and asked for another.
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