So I walked into the Burger King this morning at like 10:54, sure they were gonna tell me that breakfast was no longer being served, but I must lead a charmed life because guess what? Breakfast was totally still being served. So I ordered my usual. The # 1. That’s a sausage, egg, and cheese croissandwich, those little hash browns that look like Tater Tots, and orange juice, just in case you are unfamiliar with the Burger King breakfast menu. While I waited for my order I happened to notice a sign on the counter advertising a new item called “cheesy tots”. After some haggling with the girl at the counter, I was able to substitute these new cheesy tots for the regular hash browns. Talk about a fucking upgrade! Holy shit, where have these things been my whole life? Burger King, you’ve done it again. This life altering taste sensation inspired me to write a short poem. I call it “Ode To The Cheesy Tot”:
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