Steve Coogan! Currently under fire for single-handedly corrupting Owen Wilson, this Brit funnyman can be used as your new excuse for anything.
“Hey man, I know you fucked my wife in the back of our minivan!” “Oh… yeah… sorry about that Bill, after little league the other day, I was hanging out at Shoney’s with her and Coog-bones and, it just sort of happened.” “Damn that Coogan - I knew it! Well, I guess we’re cool, but don’t let it happen again. And for the love of God, stay away from that evil, evil man.”
Wilson is a pussy.
I would totally out party Coogan.
One night with me and he’d be crawling to rehab…all meek and contrite.
My new Coogan Scapegoat Usage: “Coogan makes me spend too much time writing lame reply’s to menternet entries. The guy is out of control.”