Last week, when I was giving blood (it’s good to hit the reset button every now and again - and, it’s an easy way to lose a pound in 6 minutes), the WWE film, The Condemned was playing on the TV above me. I was intrigued, so I rented the DVD from my local Mom and Pops video rental establishment. Let me tell you, it was AWESOME!
I don’t know what more you could ask of a movie. This thing had it all: death row inmates, island survival, fighting (of all kinds - remember, different exotic inmates have different fighting styles… you know, like a video game), sleazy reality television producers (who may or may not learn a lesson in the end), exploding ankle bracelets, a little bit of heaving cleavage (not nearly enough), the internet, and Stone Cold Steve Austin! Needless to say, I was in to this thing from start to finish.
Now I can’t wait to dive into the WWE’s back catalogue with The Marine, and any other WWE film to come down the proverbial pike is going to be a mandatory opening-night event (hopefully, The Menternet can weasel its way to the red carpet premiere so we can rub elbows, pelvises, something with the WWE talent we all know and love.
Please, do yourself a favor and rent The Condemned. Just don’t watch the special features because they suck balls (luckily, not enought to erase the kickass experience of The Condemned, but be warned, my friends, they suck).
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