The Menternet

Thank God (or “G-d” for whoever it is that writes it like that) for comically oversized bottles of deliciously smooth Belvedere vodka.

Thanks Luda, good to see that people still know from partying in 2008. You had me at, “Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless/Feels like a midget is hangin’ from my necklace.” Then when I saw what you did with those lines in the video, I was like, “Oh shit, that shit is crazy genius!”

Then today when I saw that picture, I was like, “Oh shit, I love drinking vodka… and blacking out… and waking up in Coney Island.”