If you don’t know what a caption contest is, you probably shouldn’t be on the internets. This was sent in to us by our friend’s cousin who got on our bad side for laughing at us for knowing who Rihanna is. He is making amends slowly but surely. A couple more quality finds and maybe we’ll issue a full pardon. Maybe.

Here’s my winning caption:
“The Menternet sucks a fat one!”
“Those assholes at thetruth.com are going to have a field day with this one.”
Hey look at the guy smoking all those cigarettes
Rad
Ahhh….that’s smooth.
I got glaucoma man!!!!
After a blowjob, I always enhance the relaxation period with a smoke. Or 400 (dude, that was one SAAAWEEEET BJammer! serioously)
It’s a love story about two guys who fuck
Man, I can’t wait to see the look on Heath Ledger’s face when he sees this shit.
Who’s Rihanna?
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: This dumbass will be dead in 10 minutes.