If you’re like me, you probably look at signs when you walk past them. It passes the time, and fills you in on what is going on in the world and tells you what to buy. I realized the other day, that I’ve been seeing these “Ultra Mix” CDs advertised all over the place and never really knew what they were all about. I still don’t know, but I’m fascinated because their advertising campaign is so super ultra sexxxy. My assumption would be that the dance, trance, or salsa music on the CD would be boring, repetititve, and shitty, but upon further review, I’m starting to think that the music would be like having super ultra sex with the babe on the CD cover: totally awesome. Then I see the DJ names and think, “Oh shit, that guy is probably huge in New Mexico cutting it up on the ones and twos and emceeing wicked underground parties where the beautiful people they dance and they laugh and they stay young forever.”
I mean, how could you not want to run out and buy this, this, this, and this.
The hits just keep on comin’.
I was at one of these Ultra Mix parties once and I had one drink and when I woke up I was pregnant.