I’ve always said, “Any story would be made better if you add Terminators.” I mean, you’re never gonna catch me watching Gilmore Girls, but if they added Terminators? I’m there. Project Runway? No way in hell. But Project Runway with Terminators? Sign me up. If Will & Grace had been Wiil & Grace & Terminators, I would have watched the entire series.
Needless to say, when FOX debuted The Sarah Connor Chronicles this week I was pretty excited. Now right off the bat I want to tell the geeks to try not to get their Spider-Man Underoos in a bunch. There’s no Arnold, the series completely ignores what happened in Terminator 3, and there’s some plot holes you could drive a Mack truck through. But if you can’t get over that and enjoy some sweet Terminator on Terminator action, you’re an asshole.
I’ve only seen 2 episodes so far, but both have included multiple Terminator fights, hot chicks, and brief nudity. And really, what more could one ask for in their television?
So make sure you check out The Sarah Connor Chronicles. If you don’t like it, I don’t care. Slone13@fakemail.com
Idea: an entire channel dedicated to Terminator programming. Think about it: Terminator Idol, Terminator Strokes, One Terminator At A Time, Terminator and Son, Bosom Terminators… the list goes on and on. Me and you, Slone - let’s do this!
The Terminators of Hazzard
The Greatest American Terminator
Doctor Quinn: Medicine Terminator
The T-Team (the T is for Terminators)
Law & Order: Special Terminators Unit
T.E.R.M.S. (like C.O.P.S.)