Okay, as everyone knows, The Fast and The Furious is arguably the zenith of filmmaking. Fast cars, Vin Diesel, and hot chicks is a formula the simply can not lose. Unfortunately, just like when Coca-Cola fucked with their recipe and failed miserably, so did 2 Fast 2 Furious when they decided to alter their sure fire formula and eliminate the high octane Diesel from the sequel. For the third entry in the franchise, The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift (or as I prefer to call it, 3 Fast 3 Furious), the producers were able to barely save face by including a brief uncredited cameo by Vin at the end. When the announcement came that there was going to be yet another sequel (I’m really pulling for 4 Fast 4 Furious as the title) I was cautiously optimistic. However the caution evaporated when I head that The Vinster was going to be back full time for this one. Then when they cast this chick, Israeli model (and Miss Israel 2004), Gal Gadot, all my fears were allayed entirely. Cars? Check. Vin Diesel? Check. Hot chicks? Check. In a nutshell, 4 Fast 4 Furious looks to be shaping up to be a possible contender in the “Sequel that’s even better than the original” Oscar at next year’s Academy Awards. As any true cinephile knows, that Oscar is currently held by Godfather 2. With the help of Vin Diesel and this hot chick, Godfather 2 will soon be but a footnote in cinematic history.
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Damn! That chick is smokin’ hot. Guaranteed awesome movie - thanks for the tip Slone13.