As turkey day approaches, The Menternet would like to encourage a safe and hearty celebration of Pilgrims, Indians, football, and professional-level feasting . Remember, Wednesday is the biggest bar night of the year, so turn it up full blast then rip the knob off that motherfucker because there’s nothing like sitting around the table with arguing relatives, staring into the mashed potatoes and gravy with a raging hangover (nothing some delicious stuffing and a healthy dose of box wine can’t fix).
If you’re lucky enough to be around a major metropolitan area for the holidays, be sure to go out again on Thanksgiving night for your best shot at some good old-fashioned DHP, bro (ladies, this can work for you as well). Two words: lay up.
For all you travelers: good luck and drive, train, or fly safe.
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