From our ace reporter in the ‘burbs, “the Beej.”
I was at a rest stop the other day cruising for gay republican senators, when I noticed something that made me WAY more mad than FAG lawmakers: What’s up with dudes who walk away from stand-up urinals to take a leak in the stall toilet bowls? What’s the matter dude, afraid I’m going to see that you actually have a PUSSY? You homos.
You are the same guys who say to your wives “I have to pee”. Which is the NON man way to say “I have to take a leak” or “I gotta go drain my jizz-joystick’. Stand at a urinal and take a leak like a man. What are you nine? You need to stand over a bowl to hear the “tinkle” in the wa-wa? Or are the complexities of a standup urinal too much for you?
I know what it is : you are afraid I’m going to look at your member so you want some privacy. You know what homo? REAL men take leaks at urinals and REAL men say GO AHEAD, GLANCE OVER I DARE YOU..if you wanna get your mind blown by my MEGA PECKER than have at it. If you go and tinkle in the bowl it’s like wearing a sign that says “I HAVE A SMALL ONE AND I NEED TO MAKE WEE WEE ALONE”
Granted, that would be a cumbersome sign, but one that I would assuredly beat you with. So to all of you in public restrooms here is the “golden” rule: The BOWLS are for DUMP-AGE ONLY! (Or for meeting other cool men… What, wait?)
It’s WAY less gay for me to get blown by a trucker or Senator than it is to stand and pee in a bowl. You bowl pee-ers SUCK worse than Fergie music. And that’s serious sucking.
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