He also invented Chatroulette, so clearly, he’s a genius.
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If you like Entourage (and you know you do, you big sack o’ potatoes), then you will love this. In this version, Vince is a hot on the scene “rapper” and his knucklehead friends are from Boston instead of Queens. In any case, they are every bit as awesome as you think they are and you can be sure they are doing bong hits between takes and bedding down all the hardbodies on set.
Please do not click this unless you are 100% ready to have your face melted.
Speaking of Hardbodies…
This just in from the wire: Vibe is closing today.
With Vibe gone, The Source is all we have left to get the skinny on all things R&B and Hip Hop. In related news, Blender was never really that good at whatever it was that it did.
Vibe, you will be missed.
Yeah, you’ve seen this before. Who cares? It’s wicked awesome and, if you watch it enough, you might just forget these fiscal times.
“But when?” you ask. Well, soon, and as per usual, we will be bringing you the hottest updates from around the net, across the world, and right in your stupid backyard.
Let the good times roll, mother effs.
I know it’s been a while, and I know I am really high right at the moment, but I just came across something that no one is mentioning right now but absolutely has to be addressed. It’s a news item that I would think would be an alert on TV and on the radio and places besides just the news.com sites out there, but it’s big, so I’ll report it here. Anyway, like I said, it’s a biggie. What? Oh, alright, so get this (you might want to sit down first, because this news completely floored me when I read some of it). Okay, are you ready? Only if you are sitting and only if you are feeling patriotic and only if you have the balls to get up and defend shit like that guy who sings that song about standing up next to you and fighting people who try to mess with our shit should you read on. If not, you should look at something distracting like this, this, or this, and just chill for a while.
Finally, I get this song, and I understand the UNIVERSE. Now if only I could remember where I put my Watership Down DVD…
Seriously, bro, you gotta see this!
Then, get your shit back together with this (sorry, this bit kills me):
Our European correspondent, Hagar (back stateside for a few weeks to stock up on peanut butter and Miller High Life) spotted this Amazon product review that may or may not have been submitted by the elusive Ninja Thief of Staten Island. Is this an elaborate hoax? Will we be seeing this be on Law & Order any time soon? Does anyone know where to get a decent steak in Fort Wayne, IN? Lot of people asking a lot of questions (I’m just sayin’).
I don’t know if anything could make this article awesomer… Maybe if we sent up a dozen WWE wrestlers (formerly the WWF until they lost the rights to these hippies) to REALLY teach the moon a lesson, but that would be just plain silly… or would it?
Personally, I like this idea too (courtesy of the insanely brilliant folks at Mr. Show - circa 1997, so you know they were WAY ahead of the curve):
World, meet your new superhero. Wherever there is trouble, wherever there is unrest, wherever there is evil, he shall be there, lurking in the shadows… waiting… to do…
This!
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Special thanks to Hagar for spotting him and alerting us. He should have called the Daily Planet, but he called us instead because our “pastrami incentive” is much, much better.
