I think a cooler soundtrack would make this better. I would have chosen something like “How Will I Know?” or “Stray Cat Strut,” but I still enjoy a good cat v bear showdown and I hope you do too.
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I didn’t even finish watching this, and I knew I had to get it to my fellow Menterneters. Enjoy.
Thanks to Reg for the tip. (Also, http://www.blackcrowes.net)
The US National Soccer team defeated Mexico 2-0 last night!!!
After the match, US midfielder Frankie Hejduk was slapped in the face by an assistant to Sven Goran Eriksson. I think this Sven character is on team Mexico, but frankly, I don’t know and don’t give a rip. His assistant is a real a–hole.
Hejduk’s response was pretty awesome: “At the end of the day, no one was hurt. There was a little love tap and that was it. I still have my face. No damage done. It was fun. That’s just how emotional this game is and that’s how passionate they are about their sport. It was none of their players - I want to make that clear to everyone.”
Team USA travels to El Salvador for the second game in this final round of qualifiers on March 28th.
USA!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Big ups to withleather.com and RJT]
Here are some sports highlights that have occurred over the last week or so…and that, in this sports fan’s opinion, aren’t worth a full story in and of themselves. (At least not on The Menternet)
Brett Farve Retires, Again. Signaling six more weeks of winter. From jsonline!
Lady Vols Coach, Pat Summitt, gets win 1000. (Yes, this is about a week old, but quite an accomplishment which I’d be remiss to leave off “The Dump”) Volunteer TV!
A-Rod admits to using Steriods [Ed. note: Wow. Shocker.] And Commissioner Bud Selig is still contemplating what to do about it [Ed. note: Wow. Shocker.]
From MLB!
And while we’re on the subject of Major League Baseball, Spring Training begins this weekend. [Horraaaaayyyy!!!!! (fart noise)] From The Sporting News!
Finally, here are some scores from around sports last night: 2 to 0, 101 to 87, 63 to 49 and 69 (Whoo Hoo!!! Ed.) to 52.
I think that’s all I can muster up today, sports fans. I’m trying to decide on an official “Dump Day”. However, unlike life, I may just do the ‘Dump’ whenever I feel like it.
GO SPORTS!!!!!!
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not a huge fan of soccer. Some of my buddies love it, and I’ve started to grow to appreciate it on some level. However, I love this country and sports, and when a team representing this country competes, I get excited…no matter the sport. Continue reading ‘It’s Futbol, but it’s AMERICAN Futbol, Mother F-ers!!!!’
Today, people all over the world are about to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII, that’s 43 for you simpletons. The pundits will talk about the Cardinals offense, the Steelers defense, Larry Fitzgerald, Jr., who already has set a record for most yards by a receiver in the post season, how the Steelers are going for a record 6th Lombardi Trophy, how the Cardinals are playing in their first Super Bowl in team history. And, how the coach of the Cardinals used to be the offensive coordinator of, you guessed it, the Pittsburgh Steelers back when they won their last Super Bowl. Continue reading ‘Post from the Past: If the Cardinals win the Super Bowl, my Dad gets 2 Grand!!’
I know it’s been a while, and I know I am really high right at the moment, but I just came across something that no one is mentioning right now but absolutely has to be addressed. It’s a news item that I would think would be an alert on TV and on the radio and places besides just the news.com sites out there, but it’s big, so I’ll report it here. Anyway, like I said, it’s a biggie. What? Oh, alright, so get this (you might want to sit down first, because this news completely floored me when I read some of it). Okay, are you ready? Only if you are sitting and only if you are feeling patriotic and only if you have the balls to get up and defend shit like that guy who sings that song about standing up next to you and fighting people who try to mess with our shit should you read on. If not, you should look at something distracting like this, this, or this, and just chill for a while.
Because I don’t ever want to know what the title of this video is. There’s a whole bunch wrong with this here clip. First of all, I was under the impression that our brothers and sisters of Italy were sexually liberated and open to the wonders of all that is woman. Therefore, I would imagine streaking to be much more naked and much more appreciated. This little movie scene seems to be from somewhere uptight and lame (like Pennsylvania).
Our European correspondent, Hagar (back stateside for a few weeks to stock up on peanut butter and Miller High Life) spotted this Amazon product review that may or may not have been submitted by the elusive Ninja Thief of Staten Island. Is this an elaborate hoax? Will we be seeing this be on Law & Order any time soon? Does anyone know where to get a decent steak in Fort Wayne, IN? Lot of people asking a lot of questions (I’m just sayin’).
And this is one of them!
“You won’t get out there and race the ponies!” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “Man, sometimes I think you don’t even know me.”
Moron the story here.
