I was on the site with the incredibly shockingoffensivetoo soon WOW ad by the WWF that makes some sort of 9/11 analogy that is meant to make you poop your pants and run for the hills screaming, “For the love of God, I respect the Earth, now stop haunting my dreams, you crazy panda!” and I came across this that made everything better.
I have always thought I-talians were furry funny and this makes me love them (and their beloved bolognese) even more.
Oh yeah, and it uses a little snippet from one of the happiest songs ever performed by fuzzy li’l puppets. (Which is nice.)
If you like Entourage (and you know you do, you big sack o’ potatoes), then you will love this. In this version, Vince is a hot on the scene “rapper” and his knucklehead friends are from Boston instead of Queens. In any case, they are every bit as awesome as you think they are and you can be sure they are doing bong hits between takes and bedding down all the hardbodies on set.
Please do not click this unless you are 100% ready to have your face melted.
This just in from the wire: Vibe is closing today.
With Vibe gone, The Source is all we have left to get the skinny on all things R&B and Hip Hop. In related news, Blender was never really that good at whatever it was that it did.
Well, well, well… it looks like my brothers and sisters from across the sound might be gunning for the independence they so deserve. Sunglasses for ALL!
The US National Soccer team defeated Mexico 2-0 last night!!!
After the match, US midfielder Frankie Hejduk was slapped in the face by an assistant to Sven Goran Eriksson. I think this Sven character is on team Mexico, but frankly, I don’t know and don’t give a rip. His assistant is a real a–hole.
Hejduk’s response was pretty awesome: “At the end of the day, no one was hurt. There was a little love tap and that was it. I still have my face. No damage done. It was fun. That’s just how emotional this game is and that’s how passionate they are about their sport. It was none of their players - I want to make that clear to everyone.”
Team USA travels to El Salvador for the second game in this final round of qualifiers on March 28th.
Here are some sports highlights that have occurred over the last week or so…and that, in this sports fan’s opinion, aren’t worth a full story in and of themselves. (At least not on The Menternet)
Brett Farve Retires, Again. Signaling six more weeks of winter. From jsonline!
Lady Vols Coach, Pat Summitt, gets win 1000. (Yes, this is about a week old, but quite an accomplishment which I’d be remiss to leave off “The Dump”) Volunteer TV!
A-Rod admits to using Steriods [Ed. note: Wow. Shocker.] And Commissioner Bud Selig is still contemplating what to do about it [Ed. note: Wow. Shocker.] From MLB!
And while we’re on the subject of Major League Baseball, Spring Training begins this weekend. [Horraaaaayyyy!!!!! (fart noise)] From The Sporting News!
Finally, here are some scores from around sports last night: 2 to 0, 101 to 87, 63 to 49 and 69 (Whoo Hoo!!! Ed.) to 52.
I think that’s all I can muster up today, sports fans. I’m trying to decide on an official “Dump Day”. However, unlike life, I may just do the ‘Dump’ whenever I feel like it.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not a huge fan of soccer. Some of my buddies love it, and I’ve started to grow to appreciate it on some level. However, I love this country and sports, and when a team representing this country competes, I get excited…no matter the sport. Continue reading ‘It’s Futbol, but it’s AMERICAN Futbol, Mother F-ers!!!!’
Today, people all over the world are about to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII, that’s 43 for you simpletons. The pundits will talk about the Cardinals offense, the Steelers defense, Larry Fitzgerald, Jr., who already has set a record for most yards by a receiver in the post season, how the Steelers are going for a record 6th Lombardi Trophy, how the Cardinals are playing in their first Super Bowl in team history. And, how the coach of the Cardinals used to be the offensive coordinator of, you guessed it, the Pittsburgh Steelers back when they won their last Super Bowl. Continue reading ‘Post from the Past: If the Cardinals win the Super Bowl, my Dad gets 2 Grand!!’
“But when?” you ask. Well, soon, and as per usual, we will be bringing you the hottest updates from around the net, across the world, and right in your stupid backyard.
Let the good times roll, mother effs.
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