As always, The Menternet wants you to be informed and filled with facts so you can go to your fancy parties and show off all the stuff you know about stuff. So for more knowledge, we present another important, non-scientific survey. (Anonymous as always.) Many were questioned, some responded; the results speak for themselves. Eat your heart out, guy who won the Nobel prize in math then went nuts then had a movie made about you starring that angry guy from somewhere.
Subway “restaurants” is pushing their new “Fresh Fit” menu. They say, “Choose from 8 delicious subs with 6 grams of fat or less. Add a better-for-you side, like apples, raisins or baked chips. Then select from low fat milk, diet soda or water and you’ve got a SUBWAY FRESH FIT™ MEAL — a tasty, better-for-you alternative to fatty fast food.”
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The Question: “Subway Fresh Fit Menu: how will it effect the future of fast food and does ordering off this menu make you all sissy or mostly sissy?”
The People Speak:
“Fuck subway, fuck Jared and fuck you.”
“If you see me ordering one of those puny subs with a side of rasins, please kill me.” “I don’t think it will have any effect on fast food because health conscience people who would try these offerings wouldn’t be eating the “bad” fast food to begin with and ordering off this menu doesn’t make you a sissy at all. What makes you a sissy is letting the bully standing behind you in line at Subway steal your low fat milk and chug it down in front of you and then pelt you with the empty container.”
“This is retarded. I don’t care what Subway says about “Eating Fresh” or as they say in their recent campaign “Freshing Fit” or whatever the fuck they’re talking about. Let’s be honest. No one goes to Subway if they really truly want to eat healthy and lose weight. Those people should just eat their fucking tofu and bean sprouts and be miserable and leave us alone. I’m sorry you’re a fatty boombalatty but Subway ain’t gonna get you thin. And don’t go throwing any ‘But what about that fat dude Jared from their commercials who lost all that weight?’ To those people I say simply ‘Fuck you.’
P.S. Raisins??? You got a lot of fucking nerve suggesting raisins as a side, Subway. ‘Better-for-me’, indeed. Better for you I don’t kick your ass, Subway.”
“I don’t know man. Chips and sandwiches go together. I’ve always equated the fresh fit alternatives, to ordering a small diet soda to go with your supersized triple decker burger and fries. Besides with the cheese, honey mustard, and other fresh fixin’s, I’m sure the grams of fat in the sandwich rises a little bit. A bag that contains 4 chips won’t hurt. I’ll say all sissy.”
Can I still get my sub 3 ft long and get a bag of Cheetos?”
