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Learn to wield a sword and cast magic spells… in your pants! OMG! LOL! ICBINBAIJSMP!
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Our European correspondent, Hagar (back stateside for a few weeks to stock up on peanut butter and Miller High Life) spotted this Amazon product review that may or may not have been submitted by the elusive Ninja Thief of Staten Island. Is this an elaborate hoax? Will we be seeing this be on Law & Order any time soon? Does anyone know where to get a decent steak in Fort Wayne, IN? Lot of people asking a lot of questions (I’m just sayin’).
I don’t know if anything could make this article awesomer… Maybe if we sent up a dozen WWE wrestlers (formerly the WWF until they lost the rights to these hippies) to REALLY teach the moon a lesson, but that would be just plain silly… or would it?
Personally, I like this idea too (courtesy of the insanely brilliant folks at Mr. Show - circa 1997, so you know they were WAY ahead of the curve):
And the kicker - I haven’t even seen it yet! “Whoa, Geoff, have you lost your gosh darned mind? How can you possibly suggest a film you haven’t even seen?” Well, let me tell you, imaginary guy who pops up from time to time to set me up with questions that are convenient to what I am trying to convey. The answer is simple: I trust the recommender AND the cast is chock full of people I (along with other people who have refined taste in moving pictures) see on screen and say, “Oh him (or her)… I really like him (or her). I remember him (or her) from ________ and he (or she) was really good in ________, so maybe I should check this out as well.”
And so on and so on. Anyway, I put it in my queue, and will report more on it it later.
World, meet your new superhero. Wherever there is trouble, wherever there is unrest, wherever there is evil, he shall be there, lurking in the shadows… waiting… to do…
This!
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Special thanks to Hagar for spotting him and alerting us. He should have called the Daily Planet, but he called us instead because our “pastrami incentive” is much, much better.
And this is one of them!
“You won’t get out there and race the ponies!” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “Man, sometimes I think you don’t even know me.”
Moron the story here.
I have seen a lot of things in the kitchens and on the floors of a few eateries and I have always been impressed with the gargantuan balls on many of our fine friends in the foodservice industry who continue to make the world safe for anyone who is trying his or her best to “keep it real.”
Well, this/these motherfuckers are most certainly on the path to keeping it realer than most, and we salute them. Read about all their glory right here.
This hot poster just came in to us from J-Pop in the Bridgeport office. It says a lot about stuff and proves the ancient adage, “Anything involving mokeys is wicked awesome.”
Vince Lombardi would be proud (almost as proud as this guy).
You saw it here FIRST, people. Thank me later.
Normally, the only thing we like about the French is kicking their frog-eatin’ asses, but today, if only for a moment, we are changing our tune. Our European field correspondent, Hagar, just tipped us off to a curious ad in French Playboy. If you’re a fan of the weird, semi-porn American Apparel (America - FUCK YEAH) print campaign that highlights jaded ladies who appear to be posing for borderline inappropriate photos in their drunk uncle’s basement (you know, the ones that inspired this parody from the late ’80s), then you’ll definitely like the French “not safe for work” version that goes the extra mile (I guess drunk uncles over there just don’t give a fuck).
