Thanks to Bill for passing this one along. I highly recommend using it to prank call your stupid friends at work - all you need is a computer and some decent headphones that are not those silly earbuds that fill up with your own disgusting wax (seriously, you’re sick).
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I didn’t even finish watching this, and I knew I had to get it to my fellow Menterneters. Enjoy.
Thanks to Reg for the tip. (Also, http://www.blackcrowes.net)
The US National Soccer team defeated Mexico 2-0 last night!!!
After the match, US midfielder Frankie Hejduk was slapped in the face by an assistant to Sven Goran Eriksson. I think this Sven character is on team Mexico, but frankly, I don’t know and don’t give a rip. His assistant is a real a–hole.
Hejduk’s response was pretty awesome: “At the end of the day, no one was hurt. There was a little love tap and that was it. I still have my face. No damage done. It was fun. That’s just how emotional this game is and that’s how passionate they are about their sport. It was none of their players - I want to make that clear to everyone.”
Team USA travels to El Salvador for the second game in this final round of qualifiers on March 28th.
USA!!!!!!! USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Big ups to withleather.com and RJT]
Here are some sports highlights that have occurred over the last week or so…and that, in this sports fan’s opinion, aren’t worth a full story in and of themselves. (At least not on The Menternet)
Brett Farve Retires, Again. Signaling six more weeks of winter. From jsonline!
Lady Vols Coach, Pat Summitt, gets win 1000. (Yes, this is about a week old, but quite an accomplishment which I’d be remiss to leave off “The Dump”) Volunteer TV!
A-Rod admits to using Steriods [Ed. note: Wow. Shocker.] And Commissioner Bud Selig is still contemplating what to do about it [Ed. note: Wow. Shocker.]
From MLB!
And while we’re on the subject of Major League Baseball, Spring Training begins this weekend. [Horraaaaayyyy!!!!! (fart noise)] From The Sporting News!
Finally, here are some scores from around sports last night: 2 to 0, 101 to 87, 63 to 49 and 69 (Whoo Hoo!!! Ed.) to 52.
I think that’s all I can muster up today, sports fans. I’m trying to decide on an official “Dump Day”. However, unlike life, I may just do the ‘Dump’ whenever I feel like it.
GO SPORTS!!!!!!
Yeah, you’ve seen this before. Who cares? It’s wicked awesome and, if you watch it enough, you might just forget these fiscal times.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not a huge fan of soccer. Some of my buddies love it, and I’ve started to grow to appreciate it on some level. However, I love this country and sports, and when a team representing this country competes, I get excited…no matter the sport. Continue reading ‘It’s Futbol, but it’s AMERICAN Futbol, Mother F-ers!!!!’
Today, people all over the world are about to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII, that’s 43 for you simpletons. The pundits will talk about the Cardinals offense, the Steelers defense, Larry Fitzgerald, Jr., who already has set a record for most yards by a receiver in the post season, how the Steelers are going for a record 6th Lombardi Trophy, how the Cardinals are playing in their first Super Bowl in team history. And, how the coach of the Cardinals used to be the offensive coordinator of, you guessed it, the Pittsburgh Steelers back when they won their last Super Bowl. Continue reading ‘Post from the Past: If the Cardinals win the Super Bowl, my Dad gets 2 Grand!!’
It’s like Asteroids on low-grade marijuana and Schlitz!
