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Slone13 here again with some more 4 Fast 4 Furious hot chick casting news. It looks like the producers of the 3rd sequel to the now legendary and ultra awesome The Fast and The Furious are pulling out all the stops now. They’ve gone to the hot chick well again and this time they’ve returned with a bucket of Michele Rodriguez. That’s right, Ms. Rodriguez will be reprising the roll she nearly won an Oscar for opposite Vin Diesel in the original Fast and Furious. Now I’ve heard rumblings from message board losers that Michele Rodriguez is too “manly”. To them I simply say, fuck you. I think P!NK and Fergie are hot, too. What are you gonna do about it? That’s what I thought.
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Okay, as everyone knows, The Fast and The Furious is arguably the zenith of filmmaking. Fast cars, Vin Diesel, and hot chicks is a formula the simply can not lose. Unfortunately, just like when Coca-Cola fucked with their recipe and failed miserably, so did 2 Fast 2 Furious when they decided to alter their sure fire formula and eliminate the high octane Diesel from the sequel. For the third entry in the franchise, The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift (or as I prefer to call it, 3 Fast 3 Furious), the producers were able to barely save face by including a brief uncredited cameo by Vin at the end. When the announcement came that there was going to be yet another sequel (I’m really pulling for 4 Fast 4 Furious as the title) I was cautiously optimistic. However the caution evaporated when I head that The Vinster was going to be back full time for this one. Then when they cast this chick, Israeli model (and Miss Israel 2004), Gal Gadot, all my fears were allayed entirely. Cars? Check. Vin Diesel? Check. Hot chicks? Check. In a nutshell, 4 Fast 4 Furious looks to be shaping up to be a possible contender in the “Sequel that’s even better than the original” Oscar at next year’s Academy Awards. As any true cinephile knows, that Oscar is currently held by Godfather 2. With the help of Vin Diesel and this hot chick, Godfather 2 will soon be but a footnote in cinematic history.
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Learn to wield a sword and cast magic spells… in your pants! OMG! LOL! ICBINBAIJSMP!
Our European correspondent, Hagar (back stateside for a few weeks to stock up on peanut butter and Miller High Life) spotted this Amazon product review that may or may not have been submitted by the elusive Ninja Thief of Staten Island. Is this an elaborate hoax? Will we be seeing this be on Law & Order any time soon? Does anyone know where to get a decent steak in Fort Wayne, IN? Lot of people asking a lot of questions (I’m just sayin’).
