I was on the site with the incredibly shockingoffensivetoo soon WOW ad by the WWF that makes some sort of 9/11 analogy that is meant to make you poop your pants and run for the hills screaming, “For the love of God, I respect the Earth, now stop haunting my dreams, you crazy panda!” and I came across this that made everything better.
I have always thought I-talians were furry funny and this makes me love them (and their beloved bolognese) even more.
Oh yeah, and it uses a little snippet from one of the happiest songs ever performed by fuzzy li’l puppets. (Which is nice.)
I think a cooler soundtrack would make this better. I would have chosen something like “How Will I Know?” or “Stray Cat Strut,” but I still enjoy a good cat v bear showdown and I hope you do too.
3.) Ludacris (With lyrics like, “Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless / It feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my necklace,” how can you go wrong?)
9.) Rick Rubin (had a big beard before they were cool)
10.) LL Cool J is a great performer, and interesting person, and excessively nice to nerdy white guys.
11.) Slayer (check out “War Ensemble” on Decade of Aggression - I will never forget the day that Tom and Phil introduced me to that epic metal sound. This is not the version that I’m talking about, and they spelled ensemble all weird and not American, but, yeah)
12.) Slick Rick
13.) I watch too much bad TV, to not watch good TV; and this is definitely one of the best shows that no one watches.
Well then, step right up and test your luck with our official tester. Click on the right link, and you are on your way to gingertown, click the wrong link, and you’ll end up alone with a dog-eared copy of Stuff and a rogue (but sexy nonetheless) red gym sock.
If you like Entourage (and you know you do, you big sack o’ potatoes), then you will love this. In this version, Vince is a hot on the scene “rapper” and his knucklehead friends are from Boston instead of Queens. In any case, they are every bit as awesome as you think they are and you can be sure they are doing bong hits between takes and bedding down all the hardbodies on set.
Please do not click this unless you are 100% ready to have your face melted.
This just in from the wire: Vibe is closing today.
With Vibe gone, The Source is all we have left to get the skinny on all things R&B and Hip Hop. In related news, Blender was never really that good at whatever it was that it did.
Well, well, well… it looks like my brothers and sisters from across the sound might be gunning for the independence they so deserve. Sunglasses for ALL!
